haithinkimfunny: calliopesragingboner: one-hamburger: dicksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about Current events Get out.
regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
me in the shower: accepting award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: performing while on tour
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
me in the shower: being interviewed on the red carpet
me in the shower: dramatically re-enacts scenes from Les Miserables
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
giraffepoliceforce: jaredhower: i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much Some days I wear a suit and tie just for the fun of it and people always ask me why I’m so dressed up. It used to bug me, but then I realized that I can make up absolutely...
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
aloh4mor4: I don’t know what I expected.
sarahtheimpossible: So I had the best idea for a date. A SWEATER SHOPPING DATE. First you get coffee. Then you go to thrift shops and buy sweaters. Then you bring the sweaters home and wash them. While they are in the washer/dryer, you make out and stuff. Then, you take the sweaters out of the dryer and you put them on and you get all cozy and eat snacks and watch movies in your cozy clean...
toughgirltoph: i laugh myself to sleep every night knowing Taylor Swift tried out for the part of Eponine in Les Mis
deadwordsforclosedears: modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair yes
lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.